Coffeve
What a #tRumpanzee says when speaking with a native English speaking person, and they don’t know the correct word to use.
So, I was admiring these beautiful columns, and those intricately carved things, those umm, Coffeves at the top.
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Coffee Booster
Coffee consumed in various amounts which may enhance the bowel movement generating effects of a push meal, sometimes loosening consistency and commonly adding an expolsive component.
Coffee Booster by Cornsonthehouse September 15, 2022
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Coffeve • coffee • coffee bean • coffee beaner • Coffee Bitch • coffee table • coffeecup • Coffee Filter • coffee creamer • coffee slut
Coffeezilla
Coffeezilla, also known as Stephen Findeisen is a gossip columnist and true-crime drama youtuber, best known for his internet trolling antics and true-crime investigative video commentary where he self-proclaims to expose alleged scams. He is most famously quoted for saying “All crypto is a scam” later backtracking and saying that “98% of crypto is a scam” that he believes without proof to be cryptocurrency scams. Due to being incentivized to receive as many views as possible, his content optimize for attention rather than accuracy according to a statement from Washington Post.
Stephen Allen Findeisen: Did you see coffeezilla rip The Real World? He said it’s a scam because people are paying $49/month and only making $2k-$6k/mo in profit. That’s no where near 6 figures or life changing.
Andrew Tate: Shut up dweeb, I almost kind of respected Coffee with extra milk until he said that.
Tristan Tate: He is spitting venom with his words, an evil hater stuck in the matrix. These people worked hard for that $2k-$6k. Considering they are 16-25 that is amazing progress and I’m proud of em. Stephen Findeisen
Andrew Tate: Shut up dweeb, I almost kind of respected Coffee with extra milk until he said that.
Tristan Tate: He is spitting venom with his words, an evil hater stuck in the matrix. These people worked hard for that $2k-$6k. Considering they are 16-25 that is amazing progress and I’m proud of em. Stephen Findeisen
Coffeezilla by coffeezilla January 18, 2023
avetard coffee table
The coffee table at The Ave. Trust me, you will find EVERYTHING except coffee on this son of a bitch. The main thing that will stand out is the dab rig and it's wax, this is the key part of everything avetard related. You will also find a shit ton of beer and White Claw cans from the past four nights. This table is always filled so much random and useless junk because avetards are lazy and can't accept responsibility to ever clean it.
I was drinking a White Claw at The Ave and I tried to put my can down on the avetard coffee table but there was no fucking space because there was so much trash and a million other empty cans on that fucker.
avetard coffee table by TurnM3Up December 9, 2019
Coffee Ass
When the cheesecake from cheese cake factory smells like the ratchet third Simpson sister, and smells like coffee.
Coffee Ass by OmgShane July 5, 2016
coffee time
A way to get a friend to meet up but instead of sitting together for a cup of Joe, it turns into a lengthy intervention session.
Friend: Should we ask bigboi for coffee time?
Me: Yeah we haven't had an intervention for a while now.
Friend: Yeah man. We gotta talk about his delusional rental living, environment saving, feminist supporting, and manboob growing lifestyle.
Me: Yeah we haven't had an intervention for a while now.
Friend: Yeah man. We gotta talk about his delusional rental living, environment saving, feminist supporting, and manboob growing lifestyle.
coffee time by midspin69 August 12, 2019
Coffee House revolutionary
Coffee House revolutionary by I, Wreckerrr October 18, 2016
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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