coema

An attractive, tall girl, that worries about everyone else then herself. She loves giving but not as much as she loves taking. One of the sweetest and caring girls you'll ever meet. She loves being active put only at her own pace, she doesnt like to be rushed or forced to do anything unless she wants to. She also a little bit of a ho

James: Damnnnn is that Coema! She's looking fine today. Imma go get her number
Blake: Dude, chill out. She doesn't like rushing, you should get to know her first. She's a really sweet girl
James: Maneee idgaf, Darnell told me she does a great job on bed.
Blake: Why. Why do you do this to girls.
*scene*

by The Real Turd Biscuit June 4, 2020

Ronnie Coleman

Ronnie Coleman is the most majestic man in existence. He is no unpreceivably muscualr and vuluptous if you dont get a boner while looking at this man your dick just doesn't work. It's not evena sexual thing its just your dick acknowledging the alpha male in the room.

Ronnie Coleman:*while deadlift Saturn's rings* LIGHT WEIGHT BABYYY..... YEAHH BUDDAY

by Babatundedid911 April 6, 2020

Columbian Comakazi

To put cocaine onto a girls bum-hole and sniff it off.

Mate, last night I paid that prostitute 100 dollars, took her back to my place and did the columbian comakazi all night long!!!! 'whats the columbian comakazi?' mate you rack a line of coke on a girls asshole and sniff it off - you need to keep up with the REAL!

by JohnnyBad December 27, 2011

runescape coma

When a person can't focus in work/school because they were up all night playing Runescape.

Office worker 1: Dude, Jim seems really out of it. Did Gina break up with him?

Office Worker 2: No, but she probably will. He wanted full Zamorak so bad that he stayed up all night playing Runescape. He's in a runescape coma.

by imspazz12 February 21, 2010

Weed Coma

When you wake up in the middle of the night after smoking a bunch of weed, and the lights are all on, phones dead, fully clothed, and confused on what happened.

“Yo I smoked so much weed last night I got put into Weed Coma”

by brandonxperry June 2, 2019

Fridge Coma

When you look in the fridge, find nothing appetizing to eat and just continue to stare blankly towards the back of the firdge in a coma like state as if something delicious will appear right before your very eyes.

Kid #1) bro whats in the fridge i got the munchies. Bro? Dudeeee????Whats in the fukin FRIDGE!!!!???

Kid #2) Sorry i was in a fridge coma, we don't got jack shit.

by Jerz973 July 9, 2010

coma week

A coma week is a week in which the participant will spend the entire time drunk - going out every night of the week, getting drunk, returning home, sleeping and then eating a fry up and starting drinking again in preparation for the next night of drunkenness.

It is so named because after 7 days of near-constant drinking, the participant will be in a state that resembles a coma - unconscious and unresponsive to stimuli

Steve and Dean decided to celebrate their graduation by doing a coma week.

by SellyOakRam March 21, 2010