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A slang term for a womens vagina.
Kevin ate my couchie out good last night, Sarah. Sarah? Listen to me you white couchie eating bitch!
Couchie by Todd Jarrett May 6, 2003

couchie cap 

when you melt wax from a candle then pour it over and in a vagina to harden it shut
erinn was talkin shit so blake whipped out his candle and gave that bitch a couchie cap
couchie cap by mc3yee December 29, 2010

couchie cutters 

A country saying for a pair of shorts that are showing a little to much of the vaginal area; booty shorts.
Whoa! Look at Lisa's shorts. You can almost see her flaps with those couchie cutters!
couchie cutters by hickyvicky February 23, 2011

couchie melt

For a female to become aroused and her vagina becomes very moist by sexual feeling.
I made her couchie melt when I grabbed her waist
couchie melt by Truthmaster05 June 12, 2017

couchies 

A group of rather unhygenic and unattractive students at the Illinios Mathematics and Science Academy who spend a majority (if not all) of their free time sitting, standing, laying, or sleeping on or in the vicinity of the area near the History Office containing the "Couches". Couchies tend to be loud and annoying and very opinionated. And hairy. Especially the girls. Couchies cannot be considered people.
Today I walked past what I thought was a dumpster but it turned out to be a large group of couchies.
couchies by Amazingmanmanman December 14, 2008

Couchies 

A group of rather friendly and outgoing students at the Illinois Mathematics and Science Academy who spend some (if not a majority) of their time sitting, laying, sleeping, or even standing on or in the vicinity of the area near the History Office containing a group of blue couches (dubbed the "Couches"). Couchies tend to be friendly, open-minded, humorous, knowledgeable, outgoing, and sometimes even opinionated. "Couchies" is sometimes used as a degrading term for this group of people (however, not as much in recent years), and the name stuck.
Those couchies are fun to be around!

Are you a couchie? Yes, I am.
Couchies by Iris Rivers January 8, 2010