cods wollop
cods wollop by rolph March 1, 2007
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codswallop
Something that doesn't make sense and sounds like utter nonsense can be described as codswallop, also, in some places of devon, there are cults that use the walloping of a cod as a method of induction into their sect...
codswallop by ChibiGarrick September 30, 2002
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codswollop by Allen October 15, 2002
Codswallop Slop
A shitty tattoo done by a scratcher tattooer made good by blagging (lying) about their credentials to the unsuspecting public, and making them believe that a) they are a real tattooer and b) that it is a good tattoo
Dude, where did you get that tattoo?
I got it at (name any crappy tattoo shop in any crappy town)
Hell, man, that ain't nothing but codswallop slop
I got it at (name any crappy tattoo shop in any crappy town)
Hell, man, that ain't nothing but codswallop slop
Codswallop Slop by the britster November 23, 2011
Bloody jollywhap bumberknuckle codswallop bloopyblam crispers
Person 1: Oi, mate! Did you know that Americans call bloody jollywhap bumberknuckle codswallop bloopyblam crispers "potato chips"?!
Person 2: Really? No way!
Person 2: Really? No way!
Bloody jollywhap bumberknuckle codswallop bloopyblam crispers by Acoolboy February 27, 2022
codswallop
Used to denote the fallaciousness of any statement/idea.
Orig. Old English, where the 'cods' referred to the cock and balls, thus codswallop was jiz, spunk, cum, semen.
Orig. Old English, where the 'cods' referred to the cock and balls, thus codswallop was jiz, spunk, cum, semen.
Person 1. "War is a necessary evil."
Person 2. "Codswallop! You fucking idiot, have you ever actually read a book?"
Person 2. "Codswallop! You fucking idiot, have you ever actually read a book?"
codswallop by edjog November 7, 2005
Codswallop
Codswallop by human8892 February 3, 2018
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