Paramuting

while feeling paranoid, pressing pause on your mp3 player to hear what people around you are talking about, while giving the impression that you are still lisening to music.

(While wearing headphones)

jack: dude i can hear what your talking about
jill:chilaxe man and stop paramuting

by rolph March 16, 2009

toilet candy

a sweet or confectionery found on the floor of a public toilet that may resemble fecal matter

husband: honny i just found some toilet candy

wife: be sure to wipe it before you eat it

by rolph February 28, 2007

sausagemeister

a man or woman that covets sausages for plesure

husband:i need to get some more sausages

wife:man your such a sausagemeister

by rolph February 28, 2007

NEI

a word which is said to people who try too hard to be funny or try to hard when insulting people

guy1 your so supid

guy2 not as supid as you

guy1 neiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

by rolph February 28, 2007

cods wollop

a old britsh term for bullshit

guy1: i say i did see that whale in thee bar

guy2:cods wollop

by rolph February 28, 2007

mei

a term that refers to not giving a shit about something or someone

guy1:you will never believe what i saw today

guy2:mei

by rolph February 28, 2007

puff paddy

a name for a ginger irish man who thinks hes gangster

guy1:look puff paddys coming

guy2(whos ginger and thinks hes gangster)brap brap my homeboyz

by rolph February 28, 2007