coconut cream

The infamous "coconut cream" is an joke i made up concerning renaming cum, sperm, or creamy goodness.

Becky: "I was blowing John last night that i had to clean up all the sticky, gooey, and CREAMY( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) coconut cream off my face!"

Jenny: "I meant the shit you put in your hair but ok...

coconut cream by hmmmm i question u May 23, 2018

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coconut cream pie

an insane amount of rough,sexual intercourse resulting in rock hard nipples. the male of the pair is about to cum, he rubs the females nipples ( the nipples are located on the boobs or the "coconuts") and then cumming all over her vagina and bush.

girl- "oh god yes!!!!! oh god! yes! yes! yes! harder! faster! harder!"
guy- "i am cumming!"
girl- "rub my fucking nipples!!! give me a, yes! a coconut cream pie!!!!!! FUCK YES!"
guy- rubs the shit out of her nipples extremley hard and cums all over her vagina and bush. "yeah!"
girl- " FUCK YES!! HOLLY SHIT!!!"

coconut cream pie by yourvag April 26, 2011

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Coconut Cream Surprise

Usually played as a trick on unsuspecting victims: The Coconut Cream is when you drop and pants and bend over while tucking the balls and weiner imbetween the legs. Whats left is kknow as the coconut cream surprise, this isnt your grandmas little debie cakes, this is the real deal.

"I was taking a shower when Josh asked me to check out his new shoes, but when I looked around the curtain, he had a Coconut Cream Surprise waiting for me!"

Coconut Cream Surprise by Stamps Bitch October 20, 2006

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Coconut Creampie

An in depth sex maneuver when a man shits(coco-) on his balls(-nut), then cums on them(cream-), and finally shoves his balls into a vagina(-pie). The coconut cream balls can also be used to tea-bag an unsuspecting victim for comedic effect.

Jennifer: What did you say he did with his balls?
Betsy: He gave me a Coconut Creampie for desert. It was fantastic.

Coconut Creampie by CMonster August 17, 2012