cockkiss 

The action in which a man's or transgender person's penis is passionately kissed, in a fashion similar to two lovers that have been reunited after years apart.

(Example: Igor couldn't wait to get his lips on a penis and give it a long hard cockkiss)

cockkiss by Mr.Bastardos February 10, 2014

Cockpiss 

A Cockpiss is an irritating individual who is unaware of their status. Cockpiss's can most frequently be found in bars and pubs, usually standing at the end of the bar making 'friendly banter' with the staff, and attempting to impress anyone who should come within eight feet of them with made up knowledge. The Cockpiss (whichever gender) has an insatiable appetite for attention. A Cockpiss will never back down when it comes to knowledge on any given subject, even if they know nothing about it. A Cockpiss has an uncanny ability to fabricate his or her own life experiences when it comes to scoring points from the subject of his/her focus. Cockpiss's have a tendancy to ridicule you about your 'lack of knowledge' on the subject of the situation, even if everyone else who may be involved knows that you do indeed know more. Cockpiss's are generally harmless, often friendly and possessing more bark than bite. But beware, a Cockpiss loves nothing more than to gossip about their friends/peers/enemies/complete strangers. Never divulge personal information to a Cockpiss, as it won't stay personal for long. A Cockpiss can display involuntary Troll tendancies, should they be indulged and taken seriously. The best defense against a Cockpiss is to nod, smile, and let them talk. They soon get bored and move onto their next victim.

"Your friend is talking shit again, he's never even heard of that band!" "Yeah I know, don't take him too seriously, he's a Cockpiss." "A Cockpiss? Ah, I thought so, but you shoulda told me bro! Haha!"

Cockpiss by rahtedpumpclart February 24, 2012

cockisseur 

A connoisseur of the cock. See also Penisseur

You must be quite the cockisseur after taking on all those poles.

cockisseur by Hotstack November 14, 2015

Iowa cock kiss 

A perfectly good blowjob gone awry when someone decides to “try something new this time” by sticking an ear of corn up your ass.

Everything was going as smooth as usual last night, until someone got the bright idea to completely change everything. A real Iowa cock kiss...

Iowa cock kiss by LeroyCrabwalk February 3, 2020

cockaissance 

The art period started in the early 2000's in which the youth became enthralled with the drawing and carving of crude penises everywhere.

Art teacher: "here's a great example of a low cockaissance piece, as shown by the flaccidity of the penis, the hairiness of the balls and lack of color. These were most often carved into desks, drawn on bathroom walls with sharpies or on rare occasion scribbled onto paper to show to friends"

cockaissance by I>chuck norris June 7, 2011

Cockoisseur 

noun
1.
a person who is especially competent to pass critical judgments about cocks (as in dicks), particularly about size, length, girth, shape, "angle of the dangle", circumcision, or lack thereof.
a connoisseur of cocks.

A prostitute could be considered a cockoisseur since her main job function involves cocks.
A urologist could also be considered a cockoisseur.

Cockoisseur by funnydanigirl May 27, 2018