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cockie monster

a person who has just devoured a big yummy cummy
i feel like a big cockie monster after licking out her egg whites last night
by p-tew February 27, 2019
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blowing the cookie monster

Vaping with sweet smelling pods, especially those with the aroma of cookies.
These damn kids today are always hiding in the school bathroom stalls blowing the Cookie Monster.
by Bogrimm May 11, 2018
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cookie monster

Beloved Hungarian born Sesame Street regular, who fled Budapest after the 1956 Soviet Invasion. He emmigrated to Zaire (now The Democratic Republic of Congo), and taught languages to the Luba tribe, including English.

He was hired in 1967 to teach the letters of the alphabet on a PBS pilot "Sesame Street" and continued to commute between Sesame Street to his classroom in Zaire, when scheduling permitted. Houston Rocket Great Dikembe Mutombo was a former English student of his, and they often dine together in New York.

With the overwhelming fame that came from the success of "Sesame Street", Monster drew attention to issues near and dear to himself. He demonstrated outside the Soviet Embassy following the invasion of Czechoslovakia, and was a constant presence on Television round table discussions during the Polish Solidarity movement of the early 80s He is also an outspoken advocate for Diabetes research (having been diagnosed in 1962).

When the wall fell, the Cookie Monster was finally reunited with his wife Ildiko and his now grown two sons. His daughter died of mad cow disease in 1975, having never seen him again since his flight from Budapest. Hungarian television blocked access to public television, and denounced Cookie Monster as a traitor and a thief. Ildiko died in 1992 during a grease fire in her new home in Paris.

He currently lives in Monaco with his new wife Prairie Dawn and their three children. He serves as a special ambassador to the UN Human Rights committee, and is also acting as special liaison in the current Israeli-Palestinian peace talks.
The Cookie Monster is subject to seizures and violent outbursts, which have taken a toll on his furry blue intestinal tract.
by Kermit the exiled Frog. March 13, 2008
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cookie monster eyes

When a persons eyes are always pointing in different directions. Like the Cookie Monster!
The fat lady who works at the Kroger has cookie monster eyes.
by Jeremy Robinson December 27, 2007
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COOKIE monster

A furry blue monster from Sesame Street who takes out his sexual frustration on baked goods.
by biteme April 15, 2004
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cookie monster vocals

Another term for the various vocal stylings of genres related to progressive death metal. The vocals are incoherent growls, similar to those of Cookie Monster himself.
"Hey, can you understand what these motherfuckers are saying?"
"I don't think anybody can with those cookie monster vocals."
by rpg June 12, 2006
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cookie monster

What comes after the letter "R". Also known as a funny Vine from Sesame Street.
Kermit the Frog and little girl: (singing) Q, R,

Little Girl: (giggling) Cookie Monster

Kermit: ...
by Joey Calvan December 3, 2017
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