cockgobbling goblin

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The absolute peak of being a fucking twat.

HAAAAAAAAAAAA you cockgobbling goblin

cockgobbling goblin by ben tha hunta November 15, 2016

Words you can keep

Cock Gobbling

People who suck major cock good and hard and usually cock gobbling is followed by cum guzzling

You see that new girl? I heard shes a major cock gobbler

I heard your mom is great at cock gobbling

Cock Gobbling by Josh & Devante` January 18, 2009

cock gobbling thunder cunt

an extremely slutty girl who loves to suck various cocks at one time and is also very promiscuous, often taking multiple various colored penises in her multiple bodily orifices at the same time.

"That fat bitch over there has to be a cock gobbling thunder cunt because she has four kids, each of a different color!"

cock gobbling thunder cunt by tyler stephen November 5, 2007

Cock gobbling slut waffle

A slut who gobbles fat dick for eggo waffles.

Dude, your sister is a Cock gobbling slut waffle!

Cock gobbling slut waffle by Thiccdaddywithaq November 2, 2018

Cock Gobbling Cum Guzzler

One usually referred to as a whore. Goes around giving BJs to anyone and everyone.

Bri Thompson, enough said.

Cock Gobbling Cum Guzzler by Haywood Jablome April 14, 2005

Cock Gobbling Cum Guzzler

One who partakes in the gobbling of cock usually followed by guzzling the newly produced cum.

At first, i doubted. But after i saw nino gobbling cock and guzzling the cum, i knew he was a cock gobbling cum guzzler.

Cock Gobbling Cum Guzzler by Ballzor! December 10, 2004

Cock Gobbling Ass Clown

A penis slurping moron.

That girl at the bar is a cock gobbling ass clown.

Cock Gobbling Ass Clown by pfsi November 24, 2009

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026