codefished

Someone shows up for a programming interview without ever having done code before.

Likely paying someone else to handle take-home problems, manage the phone pre-screen, and coach them on what to say.

Engineer 1: "That guy showed up had no idea what he was doing. I swear I spoke to someone else on the phone"

Engineer 2: "Yeah man, we got codefished."

by asdkfjkasdkf February 24, 2018

Confished

To be very confused, have no absolute idea of what is going on. Become clueless.

That confished me.

by QuiteFineI'dSay May 28, 2017

Cockfished

When a guy talks about how big his cock is and sends duck pics at a clever angle, making his penis look larger than it is

I had such high expectations from the dick pics. But it was tiny! I got totally cockfished

by Barkerdlr January 11, 2017

cockfished

When you think the guy who you're about to hook up with seems to have a bigger cock than what he actually has.

Allison: Was he packin' or nah?
Jamie: Naw girl. He cockfished me.

by oshitatwix July 2, 2017

Cockfished

When you find out the girl you've been talking to is actually a man

Dude you know the girl I've been talking to? Well turns out she has a dick. She totally cockfished me.

by illuminaughtyXD May 19, 2018

Cockfished

when a guy sends you picture’s of a dick that aren’t actually his. trying to make you think he has a larger or thicker cock than he does.

you: He sent me several pictures of his dick but they don’t look the same.

friend : you have been cockfished! you know, like that show “catfish” but with a cock

by DrGonzoUK July 6, 2019

Cowfished

Being deceived by a lover who is skinny at the beginning of a relationship and then gains a massive amount of weight after they're engaged or married.

My brother got cowfished by my sister in law who gained one hundred pounds by their first anniversary.

by ASpadeIsASpade August 29, 2023