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Confished 

To be very confused, have no absolute idea of what is going on. Become clueless.
That confished me.
Confished by QuiteFineI'dSay May 28, 2017
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Cockfished 

When a guy talks about how big his cock is and sends duck pics at a clever angle, making his penis look larger than it is
I had such high expectations from the dick pics. But it was tiny! I got totally cockfished
Cockfished by Barkerdlr January 11, 2017

cockfished 

When you think the guy who you're about to hook up with seems to have a bigger cock than what he actually has.
Allison: Was he packin' or nah?
Jamie: Naw girl. He cockfished me.
cockfished by oshitatwix July 2, 2017

Cockfished 

When you find out the girl you've been talking to is actually a man
Dude you know the girl I've been talking to? Well turns out she has a dick. She totally cockfished me.
Cockfished by illuminaughtyXD May 19, 2018

Cockfished 

when a guy sends you picture’s of a dick that aren’t actually his. trying to make you think he has a larger or thicker cock than he does.
you: He sent me several pictures of his dick but they don’t look the same.

friend : you have been cockfished! you know, like that show “catfish” but with a cock
Cockfished by DrGonzoUK July 6, 2019

Cowfished 

Being deceived by a lover who is skinny at the beginning of a relationship and then gains a massive amount of weight after they're engaged or married.
My brother got cowfished by my sister in law who gained one hundred pounds by their first anniversary.
Cowfished by ASpadeIsASpade August 29, 2023
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
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