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cocktopussy 

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A noun meaning sexual intercourse, literally 'cock to pussy'.

Derivation: A pun on the title of the James Bond film / book 'Octopussy' in which the lead character, Mr Bond (double agent 007), gets plenty of 'cock to pussy'.

Hey babe, we've had a great night out, now how about a little cocktopussy (wink, wink!).
cocktopussy by silkpouch September 22, 2007

Cocktapussy 

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A giant Vagina With Eight Penis Tentacles.
"IT'S A COCKTAPUSSY HOLD ON TO YOUR VIRGINITY!"

"OH NO IT'S A COCKTAPUSSY PLUG YOUR HOLES AND HIDE YOUR POLES!!!"
Cocktapussy by Cocktapussy August 15, 2012

cockpussy 

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The "pussy" at the end of one's cock. dickhole
Hey bro, you see that thing on the end of you dick?" "Uhh yeah, my dickhole?" "No dude it looks more like a little pussy to me... I know! Let's call it a cockpussy!
cockpussy by A-Twain12345 November 16, 2010

cocktopussy 

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A man, or woman, possesing eight cocks and one vagina.
When that fool masturbates it gets fucking everywhere, he's such a cocktopussy.
cocktopussy by Frank Koerner November 19, 2004

Cocktopussy 

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1. A slang term for sex
2.The ratio of men to women at any given social gathering
3. a legendary monster parents use to scare their children to keep them from having sex. This creature has eight long cocks attached at the base and in the middle is a huge pussy; the mouth of the beats. Many have been killed by the mythical beast,and the beast is the cause for many of the virgins left in the world.
1. (At a party)
guy 1: I don't want a relationship, I just really want to go cocktopussy with you.
slut: Okay!

2. (At a bar)
Guy1: Dude, let's blow this joint! it's got a bad cocktopussy ratio!
Guy2: Yeah it's a total sausage fest!

3. (In a Bad Scifi Movie)
Guy1: Holy shit, it's the Octopussy!
Stupid slut who trips and dies: Oh my god!!!
Guy1: We gotta get out of here, that pussy looks hungry!!
SSWT&D: Yeah, totally!
Cocktopussy by Frozenfiirefox98 January 13, 2009

cockpussypenis 

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Nigger i hate that big dumb nigger hes stealing our cotton again jayton whip his ass again if you might!!
fucking coon get back here!!

get that nigga cockpussypenis ass back here coonslave
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