Definitions by Ifyouaintcav

Garbage Bear 

Actual Bears in places like Russia that become accustomed to finding their food sources in places which they know the trash created by humans to be a food source.

Garbage bears will always find your food scraps.

Garbage Bear by Ifyouaintcav January 17, 2023

KaRXen 

A KaRXen is a pharmacist that pretends he/she is a policeman. Like a Karen but worse and with unfounded authority over our lives and well-being.

I went to pick up my low-t medication and the KaRXen behind the counter refused to sell me the needles required to administer the medication they just sold me because someone I'll never know used it for street drugs one time.

KaRXen by Ifyouaintcav February 16, 2021

Gaytor

When a lot lizard has an affinity for clientele of the same sex.

Those gaytors or only lookin for other lady lizards, better look elsewhere pal.

Gaytor by Ifyouaintcav January 12, 2021

Cockcussion 

When you get hit in the cock and balls so hard you can't see straight.

My homie bagged me in the ballzac so hard my vision was blurry. I think he gave me a cockcussion.

Cockcussion by Ifyouaintcav January 12, 2021

Mandillion 

A male prostitute at a gay truck stop.

Gay Johnson's truck stop had the world's largest population of lot lizards until popular culture adopted a new meaning to the word gay. Soon after and until it eventually closed down it was populated primarily by mandillions.

Mandillion by Ifyouaintcav November 19, 2020

Copple 

It's when something collapses then immediately topples after

Joshua and his army blew his trumpets and coppled Jericho.

Copple by Ifyouaintcav November 30, 2018