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Covalcoholic 

Due to the covid -19 pandemic, the nationwide quarantine has led to chronic boredom, loneliness, and lack of repercussions due to repetitive drunkenness thereby resulting in overconsumption of alcoholic products on a daily/nightly basis.
I don't have a job. I do not need to be sober during the day or in the evening. I can be extremely hung over the entire next-day and can sleep until 2:00 pm or later until I am inevitablely forced to urinate. I can repeat the cycle beginning at around 9:00 pm on average after thoroughly rehydrating/consuming meat products. I love NOVA and 90 day fiance. I AM A COVALCOHOLIC!!!
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calcoholic

Someone who is addicted to playing graphing calculator games.
Ryan is such a calcoholic I see him playing Pimp Quest on his TI-83 every day in the commons before class, during class, and even hanging out outside after school.
calcoholic by Kool Mint Flava January 25, 2010
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cockalcoholic

one that sucks alot of dick and is cum drunk from it and craves it all the time
that chick sucks so much dick that she is cum drunk and is proud to be a cockalcoholic
cockalcoholic by Longhairshorty September 9, 2020