cock watchin
Example: Girl: look at his dick it’s so small. Other girl:ikr it’s like an inch.
guys:bitches really out here cock watchin
guys:bitches really out here cock watchin
cock watchin by pp patrol April 6, 2021
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Cock watching
When a man is in another mans business instead of focusing on his own moves or decisions. Usually it’s when you’re doing something they don’t agree with or thought of first so they hate on it.
Cock watching by Jayrodrick December 5, 2020
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Cock watching
The act of a male/female constantly being in your business (in secret). This could be because you got a new girlfriend or a new car etc.
Friend 1: “Yo, Hannah just came up too me asking if you’re with Gemma”
You: “She needs to move on, why’s she cock watching?”
You: “She needs to move on, why’s she cock watching?”
Cock watching by kira A May 1, 2021
cock-watching
to watch thy cock; to be or act in an overly obsessed or attracted way. to be up someone's ass to the furthest extent
cock-watching by Lazarito February 15, 2022
cock watching
cock watching by Holywood Hogan October 19, 2013
Cock Watching
verb
A individual or group, man or woman, having a prolonged issue about what kind of woman a man chooses to get with.
This usually pertains to said individual(s) pestering the man about his type and about the woman’s ethnicity, nationality, race, color, hobbies, interests of the woman he chooses to get with and why he has made that choice or even try to demonize that man’s decision.
A individual or group, man or woman, having a prolonged issue about what kind of woman a man chooses to get with.
This usually pertains to said individual(s) pestering the man about his type and about the woman’s ethnicity, nationality, race, color, hobbies, interests of the woman he chooses to get with and why he has made that choice or even try to demonize that man’s decision.
person 1: bro idk why you only go for those type of girls.
person 2: so what dude, its called having a type, how am I supposed to stay away from what I’m attracted to?
person 3: bro you’re definitely cock watching him, let him be.
person 2: exactly, instead of keeping track of what girl I stick my penis in or what girl I chill with, get your own chick!
person 2: so what dude, its called having a type, how am I supposed to stay away from what I’m attracted to?
person 3: bro you’re definitely cock watching him, let him be.
person 2: exactly, instead of keeping track of what girl I stick my penis in or what girl I chill with, get your own chick!
Cock Watching by NungaBungas March 12, 2024
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