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cock watcher

someone who spies others members in the showers in public places... swimming baths, schools etc. Not neccessarily a scotcher but certainly someone with the idea of a job in a fudge factory.
that Elliots a proper cock watcher, he burnt a hole in my bell with his leering.
cock watcher by gg1 September 25, 2010

cock-watcher 

A guy that watches other men change in the changing room or other area that he can catch a peek. He then compares and announces to others in a manner such as " look at the size of Chevys Cock!!!!'
cock-watcher by Mike Stout September 16, 2005

cock-watcher 

Someone, usually a non-homosexual teenage male, interested in comparing the size of his penis with anothers, who keeps looking at superior specimens.
That guy was staring at my one-eyed-monster for twenty seconds in the showers. He's a cock-watcher!
cock-watcher by Gumba Gumba February 27, 2004

Cockwatcher 

Someone who, while either watching a video or hanging out with friends, will stare at the male’s nether regions to see if they can see their dick their their pants.
Stacy: Matt was wearing his grey sweatpants today. I could totally see his dick; I couldn’t stop looking.

Anne: I didn’t even notice. You’re such a cockwatcher, Stacy.
Cockwatcher by Internet Lurking September 9, 2022

Cockwatcher 

I gentleman who, despite being homosexually inclined, dare not act on such emotions and feelings, preferring simply "to watch"
Sebastian felt drawn to the businessman across the hallway but couldn't bring himself to ask for his number - what a cockwatcher
Cockwatcher by BenLofM August 11, 2008
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