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cock smosh 

The act of smothering a persons face with your sweaty scrotum. Usually in a position replicating that of a 69 however the person on top effectively just sit on the targets face. Very unpleasant.
Keep acting like that and your goin the right way for a cock smosh.
cock smosh by Jimmy24 May 2, 2008
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Double Baby Cock Smash 

The doublebabycocksmash, first orginating from the diddykonggroundpound, has evolutionized into the 21st century as a sexual manuver in which a males double babies,or testacles, hit onto the females vagina, followed closely by a cock smash that sends the female into a instant orgasm lasting longer than any other known.
The doublebabycocksmash has only been known to be done by 3 individuals that would rather go unnamed. It is a dangerous act but if completed, will result in the upmost greatest sexual climax known to mankind.
Louie can't hang out with us tonight, he's with Kelsey showing her the Double Baby Cock Smash.
Double Baby Cock Smash by Nitro Fox January 25, 2009

cock smash 

wen you get hit in the bollacks heavily and it hurts really bad and it hurts for some time
when ur just stood there thinkin a naked lady and then some little prick walks up to you and punches u in the bollocks and you shout and have painfull bollocks cock smash we gangsters call it
cock smash by hartom January 3, 2008

Double Baby Cock Smash 

Usual refererance used by gamers in online play Halo 2 and 3. The term refers to the action when two opposing players, one from the red team, and one from the blue team, are engauged in battle and punch or gunbutt eachother at the same time. This results in the so named Double Baby Cock Smash, or D.B.C.S.
The other team got lucky with that last D.B.C.S for the win.
Lucky noob got a Double Baby Cock Smash

cock smash 

an often word used to describe Sloan Lamb
" Sloan Lamb is such a cock smash

cock sloshing 

The unmistakable noise made when air introduced / expelled to a male horse’s cock sheath while loping
The horse has some loud cock sloshing today.

Cocksmash 

1. The chant of the soldiers in the FIGHTER organization during briefings or before a battle.

2. The initiation process a recruit goes through on the first day in FIGHTER.

3. The name of the Nuke used in Operation Cocksmash where Rainbow Squad was ordered to clear enemy missile interceptors for said Nuke.

4. A word used in a phrase or joke for laughs.
1. Councilor: Are you ready, Troopers!?

Troopers: Cocksmash, cocksmash, cocksmash!

2. Veterans of the FIGHTER can sleep easily with the screams of the 'new guy' being initiated.

3. No example needed.

4. What did one FIGHTER say to the other?

COCKSMASH!
Cocksmash by FIGHTERDoc July 5, 2009
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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