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One who, when seeing cock, just stands there smiling and giggling.

Kyle: "Hey James, stop staring at my cock, and stop giggling"

James: "I can`t help it dude."

Devin: "Yeah man, he`s a Cock Smiggler!"

cock smiggler by Kyle Henderson December 29, 2007

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cock smuggler

smuggler of the cock.

joe smuggled some cock into his asshole.

cock smuggler by pro-nun-see-a-shun May 27, 2003

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Cock Smuggler

The act of trying to hide a boner in a group of people of public place.

I was a cock smuggler when the teacher called me up to the board.

Cock Smuggler by MSD12367 December 13, 2009

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Cock Smuggler

One who sneaks cock across the border of two countries in order to avoid paying taxes on said cock. Usually through posterior means.

Mikayla brought 150 cocks into this country illegally, she's a cock smuggler

Cock Smuggler by LTronHubbard October 6, 2008

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Cock Smoggler

someone who loves inhaling large amount of penis and man juices

Damn that girl is a cock smoggler.

Cock Smoggler by hovihov October 7, 2009

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Cock Smuggler

The root of this word originates from the action of concealing dick and transporting across the border. This is typically done with a dick in the ass. This typically requires a gay man or a straight man who hasn't came out yet. But this term has come to mean someone who takes it regularly from illegals or foreign men typically referring to Mexicans.

Ivan goes to Mexico monthly and hooks up with plenty of young Latino men, he is the biggest "cock smuggler" I know.

Cock Smuggler by Shahin Roy October 26, 2011

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cock smuggler

one who cuddles with the cock and or recieves the cock into his or her ass hole,

The gay man was horny so he decided it was time for some cock smuggling. (what a fag.)

cock smuggler by Harry A. SShole October 31, 2003

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Yap Trap

A seemingly endless debate with a idiot

I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it

Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026

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Blexas

Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.

Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.

Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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