cock robber
A female cock-blocker. This female blocks access to a cock by intercepting and stealing the cock that is already being pursued by another girl.
cock robber by ValSamNick April 25, 2011
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cock robber by sohighicaneatastar January 7, 2011
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Cock-Robber
A person who not only cock-blocks you completely, but also steals the action that you may have gotten.
I was hitting on this chick at the bar, right? But some guy with a motorcycle showed up and she left with him after he got her drunk, he was a total Cock-Robber.
Cock-Robber by FeedYourMommaRight October 21, 2010
Cock Rubber D
Cock Rubber D spins vinyl with his 12". Cock rubber D has mad spinning skillz. Cock rubber d brought the house down last night, with his 12". pljr's favorite deejay.
Fuck cock, did you bring your balls with you into work today?
Fuck cock, did you bring your balls with you into work today?
Cock Rubber D by Tyler Homan June 29, 2009
Cock Robbed
When a little dick sells himself as a big dick... you are left feeling dissatisfied and alone and with a smaller wallet.
Jenny: "I danced with that guy at the club all night, he could really move man, but when he finally put it in me.... oh, shit, i was cock robbed!"
Cock Robbed by Pink Tits February 15, 2010
Cock Rubber
a woman whore like woman who instead of being an actual whore gives out only handjobs but gives them more willy nilly than a whore would sex
guy 1: "man that slut gave me a handjob within the first fifteen minutes
guy 2: "Ohh she's gotta be a cock rubber
guy 2: "Ohh she's gotta be a cock rubber
Cock Rubber by the origional harrison October 17, 2008
Cock Rubber
A whore like woman who instead of fucking multiple men, she prefers to give them hand jobs, and is so experienced that the men don't mind getting a hand job instead of pussy.
guy 1: Yo dude did u get with that hick from the bar last night.
guy 2: Yea man but she just gave me hand job.
guy 1: Man that sucks.
guy 2: No i didn't mind she was a total Cock Rubber
guy 2: Yea man but she just gave me hand job.
guy 1: Man that sucks.
guy 2: No i didn't mind she was a total Cock Rubber
Cock Rubber by the original Harrison October 20, 2008
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