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Cock gobbling tit fucking nut tugging piece of shit
Some one who genuinely has no fucking clue how to live life with out being being an absolute disappointment to everyone on earth whether they know them or not
"Hey Gary, did you see that cock gobbling tit fucking nut tugging piece of shit try to ask out Stacey to prom using pokemon cards like a retarded nerd"
Cock gobbling tit fucking nut tugging piece of shit by TheeSteelNutt April 2, 2020
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The smelly, brown and white substance left on the penis after ejaculating inside someone's dirty butthole during anal sex.
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Cocknutte
1. A term of endearment for your dude friends.
2. A "diss" for your dude friends.
3. Semen
*The extra "t" and "e" at the end adds a level of sophistication and panache.
2. A "diss" for your dude friends.
3. Semen
*The extra "t" and "e" at the end adds a level of sophistication and panache.
1. "What's up Cocknutte?"
2. "You are acting like a total "Cocknutte."
3. "I got my "cocknutte" all over my gym shorts."
2. "You are acting like a total "Cocknutte."
3. "I got my "cocknutte" all over my gym shorts."
Cocknutte by DJ Cocknutte April 13, 2010
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