cock nipples

when ones (male or female) nipples are "cock-eyed" or looking in opposite directions.

ct "yo! check out that chick's cock nipples."

kg "yeah one's looking my way and one is looking straight at you."

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nipple cock

When a women's nipple becomes aroused and reaches a lenght of over 4 inches, it therefore declared a nipple cock.

Yo man!! look at Sally's nipple cock!! It's shooting out milk!!

As soon as he rubbed my boobies, I grew intense nipple cocks everywhere.

nipple cock by God December 7, 2004

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Having both nipples oriented inward; Crooked or askew.

Smokey McPot: Johnny, I can't tell if her nipples are looking at me, or the vending machine behind me?

Johnny Potsmoker: Yeeeee, she's totally cocknippled bro.

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Someone with nipples that can touch the moon, Often caused by sexual arousal or drugs. Can not be cured.

'Dude, Did you see that eclipse last night? No, Jack just has Cocknipples!"

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