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cock nipples 

when ones (male or female) nipples are "cock-eyed" or looking in opposite directions.
ct "yo! check out that chick's cock nipples."

kg "yeah one's looking my way and one is looking straight at you."
cock nipples by Mipples2roomies April 1, 2009
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nipple cock 

When a women's nipple becomes aroused and reaches a lenght of over 4 inches, it therefore declared a nipple cock.
Yo man!! look at Sally's nipple cock!! It's shooting out milk!!

As soon as he rubbed my boobies, I grew intense nipple cocks everywhere.
nipple cock by God December 7, 2004

Cocknippled 

Having both nipples oriented inward; Crooked or askew.
Smokey McPot: Johnny, I can't tell if her nipples are looking at me, or the vending machine behind me?

Johnny Potsmoker: Yeeeee, she's totally cocknippled bro.
Cocknippled by Johnny Pot-Smoker October 24, 2010

CockNipples

Someone with nipples that can touch the moon, Often caused by sexual arousal or drugs. Can not be cured.
'Dude, Did you see that eclipse last night? No, Jack just has Cocknipples!"
CockNipples by SilenceCocknipples September 21, 2011
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