cock mangler
cock mangler by matt in the hat October 22, 2003
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cock mangler
cock mangler by joe aragi March 5, 2008
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cock mangler
1. One who has an abundance of calices on their hands and leaves behind more friction burns than man spakle residue.
2. A "first-timer" on a blowjob: three words: too much teeth, hence the mangling of the cock.
2. A "first-timer" on a blowjob: three words: too much teeth, hence the mangling of the cock.
cock mangler by Robby J July 2, 2003
cock mingler
cock mingler by theflyingdutchman29 March 27, 2009
Cock Mongler
Cock Mongler by Legato Grey January 5, 2005
cock mungler
cock mungler by cockmungler 707 July 17, 2009
Cock Mongler
A girl who destroys the cock. She invites you in, as if to offer you seductive oral sex, then attacks the penis with an unfathomable amount of force.
After said mongling is done the CM returns to her cave down the hatchet and stays up all hours of the night practicing her evil tongue swaths on helpless bananas. After she wakes up, hungry for more cock, she spends the daylight hours searching for her next prey.
The cycle then repeats again.
After said mongling is done the CM returns to her cave down the hatchet and stays up all hours of the night practicing her evil tongue swaths on helpless bananas. After she wakes up, hungry for more cock, she spends the daylight hours searching for her next prey.
The cycle then repeats again.
Me: Lindsey, you're roommate, Marissa, is such a cock mongler!
Lindsey: I know. The smell of twisted cock is all over my room. That's why I'm staying over at Taeler's house.
Lindsey: I know. The smell of twisted cock is all over my room. That's why I'm staying over at Taeler's house.
Cock Mongler by LadyGayGay September 17, 2010
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