4 definitions by Robby J

cock mangler

1. One who has an abundance of calices on their hands and leaves behind more friction burns than man spakle residue.
2. A "first-timer" on a blowjob: three words: too much teeth, hence the mangling of the cock.

The main character in "The Old Man and the Sea" is a cock mangler, much like Ryan Barnes.

by Robby J July 3, 2003

deathsick

The Best Death Metal band in bergen county, kick ass drummer with a bad ass hair do.

Dam did u see that death sick show bad fucking ass

by Robby J March 26, 2005

tampon face

1. One with really bad acne, or just a a damn ugly person in general: parallels butter face, but this is more for guys.

Ted Kennedy is a tampon face.

by Robby J July 3, 2003

cock wrangler

1. let's just say, "a cowboy's version of a handjob."

If Ryan Barnes wore a cowboy hat, leather chaps and sported a lasso nestled between his butt cheeks, he would be a cock wrangler.

by Robby J July 3, 2003