cock honkey 

a white bitch down to gargle on as much man sauce slung from a white mans one eyed custard spitter

did you see that chick mlast night at the party get down on all the saussie man she was a cock honkey

cock honkey by rape kits anonmyous October 21, 2010

cock hockey 

two beta males sword fighting with their cocks as if they were playing hockey while attempting to sink their puck into the other ones net. usually done under the covers.

Was your friend playing cock hockey with brian crossland today?

cock hockey by brian-crossland January 2, 2010

Cockmonkey 

Vulgarity used as a synonym for the following: asshole, jerk, loser, bastard. Usually not used with serious intent, I.E jokingly calling a friend a cockmonkey.

Dan kills Jim in Bushido Blade 2 to which Jim yells in a comedic fashion: "Goddamn you, you stupid cockmonkey!"

Cockmonkey by Merchant August 30, 2005

cockmonkey 

a person that swings from cock to cock, preferably a male figure of some type.

Victurnal: "Hey you fruity nipple asscrack! what chu doin after the club?"
Gay Guy: "Dude vic, i blow dudes and am a cockmonkey."

cockmonkey by D bizzle and M shizzle December 5, 2003

Northern Cockmonkey

Common phrase for caravan dwelling pikey shitbags that get by in life by offering to felch their superiors. Thanks to eons of selective inbreeding and evolution these types are highly skilled in stealing alcohol, fags, dawgs, caravans and anything else not nailed down.
Most likely to say things like "fuck off omg", "southern cunt, leave me alone."

Grumps - imforums.com admin.

Northern Cockmonkey by Wayne King November 15, 2004

cockmonkey 

a monkey who favores cocks and or penises over the typical banana. When approching a cockmonkey you should use extreme caution as the cockmonkey likes to attack cocks and stroke them vigrously.

Yesterday me and my homies spotted a cockmonkey and formed a jerkcircle to entice him, the cockmonkey nearly ripped off my bros cock

cockmonkey by iamkingblacken.ps.ty September 21, 2010

cockmonkey 

A creature that lives in the cockjungle.

"Roadsign: Drive slowly, watch out for the cockmonkeys."

cockmonkey by m0cka January 23, 2009