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cock hockey 

two beta males sword fighting with their cocks as if they were playing hockey while attempting to sink their puck into the other ones net. usually done under the covers.
Was your friend playing cock hockey with brian crossland today?
cock hockey by brian-crossland January 2, 2010

Hockey cock

Hockey cock, when someone’s dick curves to the left or right just underneath the knob.
Lisa: I have such a crush on chad, I wish he could just sleep with me

Ashleigh: idk about that lisa, that chad chud has a hockey cock
Hockey cock by Bingobongobangi August 30, 2026

Cockmonkey 

Vulgarity used as a synonym for the following: asshole, jerk, loser, bastard. Usually not used with serious intent, I.E jokingly calling a friend a cockmonkey.
Dan kills Jim in Bushido Blade 2 to which Jim yells in a comedic fashion: "Goddamn you, you stupid cockmonkey!"
Cockmonkey by Merchant August 30, 2005

cockmonkey 

a person that swings from cock to cock, preferably a male figure of some type.
Victurnal: "Hey you fruity nipple asscrack! what chu doin after the club?"
Gay Guy: "Dude vic, i blow dudes and am a cockmonkey."

Northern Cockmonkey

Common phrase for caravan dwelling pikey shitbags that get by in life by offering to felch their superiors. Thanks to eons of selective inbreeding and evolution these types are highly skilled in stealing alcohol, fags, dawgs, caravans and anything else not nailed down.
Most likely to say things like "fuck off omg", "southern cunt, leave me alone."
Grumps - imforums.com admin.
Northern Cockmonkey by Wayne King November 15, 2004

cockmonkey 

a monkey who favores cocks and or penises over the typical banana. When approching a cockmonkey you should use extreme caution as the cockmonkey likes to attack cocks and stroke them vigrously.
Yesterday me and my homies spotted a cockmonkey and formed a jerkcircle to entice him, the cockmonkey nearly ripped off my bros cock
cockmonkey by iamkingblacken.ps.ty September 21, 2010
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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