Cock Garage

A person who is well known for taking many cocks in most likely more than one body part, possibly many cocks at a time. Also known as a slut, a whore, or the fleetwood principal/vice principal.

Man, Big D's mom is such a cock garage, we all ganged up on her when big d fell asleep.

Cock Garage by a 9 November 9, 2008

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cock garage

Anything a cock could possibly be inserted in

Shut you ten cock garage. or My arse aint a cock garage. or She is just a cock garage.

cock garage by Lucky November 5, 2002

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Two Cock Garage

A synonym for one's mouth.

Wife: I think we should go to the store.

Husband: I think you should shut your two cock garage.

Two Cock Garage by Stoney Shaun January 5, 2008

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garbage cock

someone who is gross in ways that are inexplicable. also implying that said person has disgusting genitals.

"my garbage cock room mate is fucking his shitty girlfriends filthy rat-hole cunt in the shower"

garbage cock by wundurr bread December 6, 2006

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Cockgarage

1) Slang term for Vagina.

2) any orifice one might use to park his cock.

I made her pussy my Cockgarage last night until I shot my "Mushroom Cloud" on her "Double Stuffed Oreo's"

Cockgarage by Jeff D April 21, 2003

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

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