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cock garage 

Anything a cock could possibly be inserted in
Shut you ten cock garage. or My arse aint a cock garage. or She is just a cock garage.
cock garage by Lucky November 5, 2002

Two Cock Garage 

A synonym for one's mouth.
Wife: I think we should go to the store.

Husband: I think you should shut your two cock garage.
Two Cock Garage by Stoney Shaun January 5, 2008

garbage cock 

someone who is gross in ways that are inexplicable. also implying that said person has disgusting genitals.
"my garbage cock room mate is fucking his shitty girlfriends filthy rat-hole cunt in the shower"
garbage cock by wundurr bread December 6, 2006

Cockgarage 

1) Slang term for Vagina.

2) any orifice one might use to park his cock.
I made her pussy my Cockgarage last night until I shot my "Mushroom Cloud" on her "Double Stuffed Oreo's"
Cockgarage by Jeff D April 21, 2003
Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026