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cock dunk 

The act of one deviously dunking their penis into the mouth of an unsuspecting yawning victm. Very difficult to pull off as it has an extremely small window of opportunity to execute. Requires extreme precision and a little circumstantial luck.
Geez Lucy better be careful she looks tired. Patrick might go for a cock dunk if she keeps yawning.
cock dunk by LordTed October 7, 2015
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cock slam dunk

a cock slam dunk is when you jump into your significant other with force.
hey me and my girlfriend got to my house and it got pretty crazy i gave her a cock slam dunk
cock slam dunk by artcandle36 October 9, 2007

Cock Dunking 

Cock Dunking would be the act of ducking a cock into a glass of warm milk. Milk is preferable but other warm liquids would also work.
Walked into Jesse's house he was in the living room cock dunking with a mug of warm milk. He explained that it feels about the same as a whagina with out the person so its a good thing when your at home bored. Hes a cock dunker!
Cock Dunking by twistedfuq November 9, 2008

Cock Dunking 

Cock Dunking would be the act of ducking a cock into a glass of warm milk. Milk is preferable but other warm liquids would also work.
Walked into Jesse's house he was in the living room cock dunking with a mug of warm milk. He explained that it feels about the same as a whagina with out the person so its a good thing when your at home bored. Hes a cock dunker!
Cock Dunking by twistedfuq November 10, 2006

Cock dunking 

WhIle sprinting, you jump in the air and jam your cock down someones throat
I finally tried cock dunking, it was awesome.
Cock dunking by Dendawggg January 12, 2017

Dunkin' Cock 

Having very orgasmic, rough, great sexual intercourse.
When I asked my friend why she couldn't walk very well today she replied, "I was dunkin' cock last night."
Dunkin' Cock by cockdunker November 23, 2010
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