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peanut butter cup cock

A sex act where a woman (or man) eats a peanut butter cup right before performing pre coital fellatio on their sexual partner who is allergic to peanuts. This causes the mans member to swell to godly proportions he then inserts his grotesquely swollen Johnson into the woman's vagina or anus (or mans anus) causing other worldly pleasure for the woman (or man).
yooo girl your boys allergic to peanuts you gotta try some of that peanut butter cup cock !

Peanut butter cup cock

when you slap your dick onto a melted reeces peanut butter cup to cover your dick in peanut butter and chocolate
My girl only likes oral sex with a Peanut butter cup cock

Gawk Gawk big cock suction cuppin mother lovin dick sucker 

Someone who sucks dick so incredibly good it hurts also know as Jake
Jake is such a gawk gawk big cock suction cuppin mother lovin dick sucker

Gawk Gawk big cock suction cuppin mother lovin dick sucking treatment 

The act of sucking the soul out of a man's dick. Once you're done with him, his dick should be 35 shades lighter than the rest of hi body. Cause an earthquake with the force of your glizzy gobbling
Sarah gave me the Gawk Gawk big cock suction cuppin mother lovin dick sucking treatment

cupcake cock 

a term used to describe a circumcised penis when flaccid and shrunken.
girl: c'mon get it out i wanna see.
guy: wait, i need a little bit more time to get hard i have cupcake cock right now
cupcake cock by rebelmaster August 9, 2016

Cupcake Cock-Clown 

A cupcake cock clown, is a faggot that dresses as a clown with a cupcake.
Sarge: ALL I GOT WAS YOU CUPCAKE COCK-CLOWNS AND A SIDE ORDER OF FUCK NUGGETS.