cock candy

sexual penal pleasure for those that aquire it

Damn lil moma come get some of this good cock candy.

cock candy by Money mike January 25, 2005

cock and candy 

The act of taking ur dick and wraping cotton candy around it and then letting someone eat it off

Man I feel like some candy, o wait how about some cock and candy.

cock and candy by Charles Stuckey February 7, 2008

Candy Cock 

A Child Molester, Some Who Dates People Alot Younger Than Them. Basically A Paedophile In Some Way Or Another.

"Look at that fucking candy cock wif the five year old girlfriend"

"Candy Cocked mother fucker, gimme mah sheeeet"

Candy Cock by Andy "Big Dick" Shone May 23, 2007

candy cock 

when ur sexual partner uses bubilicious gum instead of a condom.

i ran out of condom so i gave her the candy cock last night

candy cock by MasterBait23 March 20, 2016

Cotton Candy Cock 

When a large arachnid is allowed to explore the vaginal cavity of a woman and is given enough time to create a web. The man will then remove the arachnid, and penetrate the woman, allowing his throbbing cock to become coated in copious amounts of web - therefore resembling a cotton candy stick.

Woman: “I wanna do something new and exciting, let’s look in the Karma Sutra.”

Man: “Nah mate, we’ll just look on the dark side of the urban dictionary.... Oh, here’s one. Cotton Candy Cock.”

Woman: “Nice... what do we do?”

Man: “Well we need one massive fuck off spider. Let’s head to your Mum’s and look through her hair right quick.”

Cotton Candy Cock by Labelmaker May 22, 2018

Candy Corn Cock 

A cock that has different color tones like candy corn.

She didn't like his candy corn cock.

Candy Corn Cock by Dark Ivy November 19, 2020

Candy apple cock

Taking your penis dipping them into warm caramel then assorted crushed nuts. She will think she is at a carnival!

candy apple cock reminded me of when my dad took me to the carnival!

Candy apple cock by Erectial Dysfunction April 24, 2010