A Child Molester, Some Who Dates People Alot Younger Than Them. Basically A Paedophile In Some Way Or Another.
"Look at that fucking candy cock wif the five year old girlfriend"
"Candy Cocked mother fucker, gimme mah sheeeet"
"Candy Cocked mother fucker, gimme mah sheeeet"
by Andy "Big Dick" Shone May 8, 2007
by MasterBait23 December 11, 2015
When a large arachnid is allowed to explore the vaginal cavity of a woman and is given enough time to create a web. The man will then remove the arachnid, and penetrate the woman, allowing his throbbing cock to become coated in copious amounts of web - therefore resembling a cotton candy stick.
Woman: “I wanna do something new and exciting, let’s look in the Karma Sutra.”
Man: “Nah mate, we’ll just look on the dark side of the urban dictionary.... Oh, here’s one. Cotton Candy Cock.”
Woman: “Nice... what do we do?”
Man: “Well we need one massive fuck off spider. Let’s head to your Mum’s and look through her hair right quick.”
Man: “Nah mate, we’ll just look on the dark side of the urban dictionary.... Oh, here’s one. Cotton Candy Cock.”
Woman: “Nice... what do we do?”
Man: “Well we need one massive fuck off spider. Let’s head to your Mum’s and look through her hair right quick.”
by Labelmaker April 5, 2018
She didn't like his candy corn cock.
by Dark Ivy November 19, 2020
Taking your penis dipping them into warm caramel then assorted crushed nuts. She will think she is at a carnival!
by Erectial Dysfunction April 24, 2010
by Money mike January 25, 2005