cock blockus
When in a game of blockus you block another players move by using the cock shaped piece (upside down T). Also can be said any time you play the cock piece.
cock blockus by rat killah June 17, 2009
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cock blockula
a social vampire of sorts. a guy who is so desperate to have sex that he will do anything within his power to make sure that you don't.
Man, I was at the bar the other night getting ready to take Susan home, when all of a sudden Ron, the "Cock Blockula" steps in with a story about his dog dying!
cock blockula by bradlay July 4, 2008
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Cock Blockbuster Video
A video store that claims to have a family-oriented, anti-porno agenda but really rents people gay-pornography, such as Twilight.
Cock Blockbuster Video by the kid can drive August 7, 2010
Cock Blockbuster
Guy: This girl is hot.
Boyfriend: She's with me!
Guy: Why am I not convinced.
Boyfriend: *Punches guy*
Girl: You're a jerk! I'm done with you. I'll go with someone who's nicer.
Guy (whispering): Cock Blockbuster.
Boyfriend: She's with me!
Guy: Why am I not convinced.
Boyfriend: *Punches guy*
Girl: You're a jerk! I'm done with you. I'll go with someone who's nicer.
Guy (whispering): Cock Blockbuster.
Cock Blockbuster by BarrelOfRadioactiveIceCream July 11, 2015
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cock blocks by Alabama Atheist August 20, 2006
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Cock::Blocks by Do Ge November 27, 2018
Cock Blockbuster
Guy: Dude i went to cock blockbuster last night want to watch a movie?
Ugly Guy: No thanks i'm going to the porn video store to watch actual porn, not almost porn.
Ugly Guy: No thanks i'm going to the porn video store to watch actual porn, not almost porn.
Cock Blockbuster by cockblockbusterclerk April 24, 2010
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