cock blocks
cock blocks by Alabama Atheist August 20, 2006
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Cock::Blocks by Do Ge November 27, 2018
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thanos cock block
When a guy is about to cum in his girl and Thanos clicks his fingers and the girl dissapears, leaving the guy to cum into empty space.
Did you hear Mike got Thanos cock blocked, she disappeared as he came, only thing left was his cum on her sheets.
thanos cock block by DrSalter June 1, 2018
corona cock block
Bro, I would have gotten laid tonight but the Corona Virus wigged her out and I got a case of the Corona Cock Block.
corona cock block by internetarchiologist March 18, 2020
Oblivious Cock Block
When a parent is unknowingly cockblocking their kid by being home. The parent is at home, leaving the kid and his girlfriend with no place to get it on. Therefore the parent is obliviously cock blocking.
Matt's Friend: "Yo Matt, did Katie come over last night?"
Matt: "Yeah, but my parent were being complete oblivious cock blockers!"
Matt: "Yeah, but my parent were being complete oblivious cock blockers!"
Oblivious Cock Block by StonedSteve March 8, 2009
cock block
Trudy and Dan frequently had time alone but her cockblocking roommate ruined any chances they had to have sex.
cock block by Miss Priss April 13, 2003
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cock-block kung fu
Using your training in the deadly arts to move in, steal, and hook up with the person your buddy has been trying to hook up with all night. Basically a last second sneak-attack.
Dude why did you have to cock-block me like that right before bar close?
Sorry man but my cock-block kung fu has far surpassed yours young padowan
Sorry man but my cock-block kung fu has far surpassed yours young padowan
cock-block kung fu by MMA J February 7, 2010
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