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Coco-nut 

(n)- A member of late-night comedian/talk host Conan O'Brien's devout nomadic following. At the time of the infamous The Tonight Show fracas, they flocked to Universal Media Studios to protest in O'Brien's favor, sporting signs, slogans, and Coco-inspired hairdos that hilariously did not match their bodies.
No longer on the endangered species list, we fully expect the Coco-nuts to naturally rejoin the ecosystem with O'Brien's impending re-debut in late night.
Coco-nut by Ben Dustman October 31, 2010

Coco-nut 

When you bust a fat nut and mix it with nesquik making a chocolatey treat for later.
Man 1: I did a coco-nut last night
Man 2: “did” a coconut?
Man 1: ya it’s when you beat your meat for a treat.
Coco-nut by EeeeeeGad December 15, 2019

Coco Nut 

When a girls going down on you and you pull out and bust on her grill then crap in your hand and slap her in the mouth! Blahka She Just Been CocoNuted!
I freaked that biotch out when i gave her a Coco Nut!
Coco Nut by John Andrew T Bag March 13, 2010

Coco-nut 

A bowl shaped hair style mostly blonde hair with the persons head shaped as a coconut.
Have you seen that "coco-nut" headed girl?
Coco-nut by tacobell. July 8, 2009

Coco Nut 

A term in the fashion industry for a person who loves everything Chanel and has a vast assortment of Chanel products (bags, clothing, accessories, cosmetics, etc).
I just went in to Janey's closet and she is such a Coco Nut!
Coco Nut by theintern69 June 8, 2011

Coco-Nut Milk 

New-found slang to refer to semen. Other examples may include: Love nectar, dick juice, love honey, and cum.

It was masterfully created to fit both serious and comedic scenarios. If you’re trying to hide naughty words in front of children, you may use this as a substitute, AND if you’re just using this as a playful or ironic go between with you and your friends it also works well.

This pun is a play off of “coconut milk,” but instead places emphasis on the “nut” to add sexual implication.
“K-kyaaa Keith-kun~ what is this sticky mess coming out of my ochinchin??” “It’s... uh... coco-nut milk ewe”

“Haha! Yeah dude, she was totally sucking up my coco-nut milk like she was had a thirst from hell.”

(Child present in room) “And so yeah! I was totally going at it and then his... coco-nut milk got everywhere.”
Coco-Nut Milk by xXDickloverXx February 1, 2018