Covanal is when you have doggie style anal with a partner to avoid them coughing or sneezing on you during the COVID crisis. Variants include Masked Covanal, Tyvekcovanal and Reverse Cowgirl Covanal.

While having Covanal (Co vanal) the other night she coughed and contaminated the bed.

Covanal (Co vanal) by Pegleg T March 25, 2020

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Crack Cocanal

Doing a line of cocaine out of an asshole

Candy Cane was offered some meth by her dealer, but she refused, stating, "I'll just take a Crack Cocanal"

Crack Cocanal by eoz91 November 12, 2016

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Kurt Cob-anal

The violent, masochistic act of shoving a shotgun up one's rear and pulling the trigger.

Jerry's last solemn moments were spent enjoying Kurt Cob-anal, where buckshot invaded his flesh in all directions from the backdoor.

Kurt Cob-anal by Piky321 July 22, 2025

stove

Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.

'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'

stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004

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