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Let’s have cocanal together.
Cocanal by Cocanal October 13, 2018

Crack Cocanal 

Doing a line of cocaine out of an asshole
Candy Cane was offered some meth by her dealer, but she refused, stating, "I'll just take a Crack Cocanal"
Crack Cocanal by eoz91 November 12, 2016

cocanaut 

/ˈkōkəˈnɑu̯t/

co•ca•naut

def.: a cocanaut is someone who explores altered states of consciousness through the use of cocaine
I've done six 8 balls this week. I'm a straight-up cocanaut.
someone who bum's off Nirvana

(see "bum off")
hey, jordan is paying six grand for kurt's old guitar

oh my god he is so cobanal
cobanal by P5y/\/\0/\/ December 31, 2007

Cocainal 

Shoving as much cocaine up someone else's ass then sticking a straw up their anus and snorting out all the cocaine
Oh man I gave Sheniqua some great cocainal last night we got so fucking high, it was great
Cocainal by BUBUBUBU August 27, 2015

cocanapple 

a genetically spliced cononut and apple
Mmmm, mmmm. This sure is some good cocanapple.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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