cob nobbler 

n: Loser

From the grunge speak hoax printed in the NY times. They asked an employee of Sub-Pop records if there was any grunge slang in Seattle, she made some up, and they printed it, thinking it was real.

That editor from the New York Times is a cob nobbler.

cob nobbler by Electrorocket May 29, 2009

cob nobbler 

one who nobbles the cob, ie: one who engages in oral sex with a male.

betty sure is a cob nobbler!

cob nobbler by rod handler March 24, 2005

Cob Nobler 

Somebody who acts smart but is stupid. A complete dumbass.

Scott Donavan's a cob nobler

"Shut up cob nobler"

Cob Nobler by Eric Montgomery May 9, 2006

CobGobbler

A CobGobbler is a person who gets fecal matter in their mouth, be it intentional or otherwise.
(a reference to corn in shit logs)

- The person who has the "chocolate" in their mouth can then be called the "Cob Gobbler" or simply "Gobbler"
- The Shit does not need to be from a human, but does need to be the same type as a human, i.e., Bird shit is more like a liquid (and never contains corn chunks) and so is generally not considered for Cob Gobbling, however there is nothing stopping the informal use when an instance like this occurs.

Steph was giving Sam a Thunder Harvest when she suddenly found herself a cobgobbler...

CobGobbler by SpikeyMonkey December 31, 2014

cobgobbler

Generic unisexual insult. The implication being that the Cobgobbler infact gobbles cob. Cob meaning penis and gobble meaning oral stimulation.

"who cares what that Cobgobbler thinks!"

cobgobbler by David Troutt May 29, 2008

cobnobber

A slang term in the Midwest for a man or woman who performs oral sex on a penis.

Samantha is a total cobnobber. That's why she's my girfriend.

cobnobber by raphaelb7 August 22, 2009

cobnobbler 

One who freely administers oral sex. A cobnobbler will practice this act with no restraint. Also known as a chickenhead.

Damn, Shannon is a cobnobbler.

cobnobbler by The big brown Beaver July 17, 2006