cob knocker 

A cock sucker. Basically, an annoying person who does something to piss you off.

Listen you stupid cob knocker, leave me alone already!

cob knocker by Wiseman July 28, 2006

cocknockery 

Annoying acts perpetrated by cocknockers. Usually, but not always, accompanied by asshattery.

I'm getting tired of your cocknockery. IT ENDS!

cocknockery by Crusher March 31, 2005

Cocknocker 

Derives from the Silent Bob character and popularised by the rusty joystick forums troll called neomonk. Has a growing popularity to mean someone who trolls forums for the purpose of upsetting and annoying people. Also prone to pseudo intellectual comments and a self obsession with own opinions

Neomonk stop behaving like such a cocknocker - its not big, its not hard (rather like your genitals really)

Cocknocker by steven hamilton-healey February 18, 2005

Cocknocker 

A term referring to an elderly homosexual, with the aura of Lavender and dried Semen - feared by many young children.

"Oh Daddy, help! I think a Cocknocker is lurking! I can smell Lavender and Prawn Cocktail crisps!"

Cocknocker by Prick Police March 9, 2014

Cocknocker 

A dumb ass bitch who is an absolute dick head

That dumb ass hoe is a cocknocker

Cocknocker by Thicccccmama February 13, 2019

Cocknocker 

To smash someone in the cock with your fist when they least expect it

"Hello Mate" (mate stretches leaving groin exposed)
"Hello" (smashes friend in cock)

Cocknocker by Bensonator March 28, 2004

codknocker 

One who knocks the cod... Chupes the jueso... smokes the pole... Sucks the !&@*. AKA packs the poo.
Cod is the long phallic fish that was served on Fridays in school for those kids who couldn't eat the pizza. if you knock the cod, you pack the poo...

Sweetness is a serious codknocker.

codknocker by What the mutha December 22, 2004