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Coagulate 

Whatever the fuck you want it to be
"Yo dude I just coagulated all over the place!"
"Jonathan how'd you coagulate on your shoe?"

"I'm boutta coagulate the shit outta that bitch"
Coagulate by Sean freaking con November 14, 2016
koog-u-luh. Leader of a pack of cougers. Gets first pick from the evening's availible cubs. See cub, cougs, couger, alpha-couger
Look at that table of cougs, their Cougula just picked up that 19 year old cub and bought him a drink from the bar. Now that the alpha-couger has made her selection, the rest of the older ladies are free to prowl on the other young men here. We better leave, sorry cougs!
Cougula by Deadwait March 1, 2009

coragulate 

To express false joy or acknowledgment, as for the achievement or good fortune of (another), when one is secretly jealous of the good fortune.
The second place runner coragulated the woman who won the race.
coragulate by Donn Bialik January 5, 2009

coagular 

The word that ranks betweensick and awesome.
That skateboard stunt was totally coagular.
coagular by game8110 September 22, 2010

get your feces coagulated 

Hey man your problem is you stay in trouble...get your feces coagulated before you wind up in jail.

lacto coagulation 

when the grated parmesan cheese gets all clogged up in the cheese dispenser at Pizza Hut
How old is this crap? Doesn't anyone clean these hole grates out? The lid has lacto coagulation and nothing is coming out no matter how hard I shake it!
lacto coagulation by HEPchi July 1, 2009
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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