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koog-u-luh. Leader of a pack of cougers. Gets first pick from the evening's availible cubs. See cub, cougs, couger, alpha-couger
Look at that table of cougs, their Cougula just picked up that 19 year old cub and bought him a drink from the bar. Now that the alpha-couger has made her selection, the rest of the older ladies are free to prowl on the other young men here. We better leave, sorry cougs!
Cougula by Deadwait March 1, 2009
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Coagulate 

"Yo dude I just coagulated all over the place!"
"Jonathan how'd you coagulate on your shoe?"

"I'm boutta coagulate the shit outta that bitch"
Coagulate by Sean freaking con November 14, 2016
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coughlaugh 

The act of laughing while one coughs...coughlaugh
Dude did you just coughlaugh?
coughlaugh by sheriff1943 November 27, 2007

coagular 

The word that ranks betweensick and awesome.
That skateboard stunt was totally coagular.
coagular by game8110 September 22, 2010

get your feces coagulated 

Hey man your problem is you stay in trouble...get your feces coagulated before you wind up in jail.

Couglage 

(Noun) The wrinkly, tanned cleavage of a single lady between the ages of 35 and 50.
Mary Murphy (judge from So You Think You Can Dance) often proudly flaunts her badass couglage.

Coughlan 

Early Royal Celtic surname 100% Irish...

Very Popular Surname.

Coughlan means 'Hood' in ancient Irish language

Pronounced 'Caulin' in Cork

'Cocklin' everywhere else
its up der... None needed Coughlan
Coughlan by Blahh923 June 4, 2009
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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