Coachman 

Someone Or Something That's Totally Cool.

He's Loud, He's Proud, He's Coachman.

That Dude Is Total Coachman!

Could Of Had A Coachman!

Coachman by TotalCoachman July 28, 2009

Coachman's Knob 

(noun)

An unwanted erection provoked by engine vibration on a bus or coach.

A debilitating condition afflicting mostly, but not exclusively teenage boys.

- "Press the bell, it's our stop next!"

"Oh fuck I can't stand up yet, I've got Coachman's knob. you'll have to wait. Sorry nan."

Coachman's Knob by JingJangJong September 23, 2012

The Enigmatic Coachman 

Blorbo. Bit of a failure. The character of all time. Master of lurking suspiciously.

She saw The Enigmatic Coachman standing by the gate, watching.

The Enigmatic Coachman by Vivitur-Moritur November 28, 2023

couchmanship 

The delicate art of maximizing the highest levels of comfort while pursuing gentlemanly endeavors on a cushioned object while being no less than an arms reach from an icy cold Ginger Ale.

After a long night of drinking I will be ready for some serious couchmanship in the morning.

couchmanship by The Couchateers November 13, 2010

The Couchman 

Leaving a woman completely unsatisfied after a sexual encounter. Has been known to lead to blue clit. Suggested remedies include remembering a woman's clitoris is in fact in her throat.

"Dude, last night I was with this hott chick. But I gave her the Couchman and I don't think she will call me again. FML"

The Couchman by Gaylord Palms January 19, 2010

Couchman 

a term for a person who, at the end of every party, ends up passed out on the couch.

It looks like Brett is the designated Couchman for tonight.

Couchman by Big Daddy D Glenn February 5, 2012

Couchman 

A last name, usually pronounced wrong. May have a criminal record or someone in the family has one. The Couchmans are spread out throughout the U.S usually siblings.

I haven't met all my siblings, because my dad was a Couchman

Couchman by That one guy DD February 11, 2014