coachmans

Coachmans as in 'coachman's box' - old cockney rhyming slang for 'pox' (as with all cockney rhyming slang, only the non-rhyming part is actually used in speech).

"he's having treatment - he caught a dose of the coachmans".

by Chris Webb August 29, 2008

Coachman

Someone Or Something That's Totally Cool.

He's Loud, He's Proud, He's Coachman.

That Dude Is Total Coachman!

Could Of Had A Coachman!

by TotalCoachman July 28, 2009

Coachman's Knob

(noun)

An unwanted erection provoked by engine vibration on a bus or coach.

A debilitating condition afflicting mostly, but not exclusively teenage boys.

- "Press the bell, it's our stop next!"

"Oh fuck I can't stand up yet, I've got Coachman's knob. you'll have to wait. Sorry nan."

by JingJangJong September 23, 2012

The Enigmatic Coachman

Blorbo. Bit of a failure. The character of all time. Master of lurking suspiciously.

She saw The Enigmatic Coachman standing by the gate, watching.

by Vivitur-Moritur November 28, 2023