coachmans

Coachmans as in 'coachman's box' - old cockney rhyming slang for 'pox' (as with all cockney rhyming slang, only the non-rhyming part is actually used in speech).

"he's having treatment - he caught a dose of the coachmans".

coachmans by Chris Webb August 29, 2008

cockmanship

n. A man's ability to master his cock. Analagous to swordsmanship in fencing.

That bitch was cumming so hard her spirit almost left her body, thanks to my masterful cockmanship.

cockmanship by Jockeys December 4, 2003

Coachman 

Someone Or Something That's Totally Cool.

He's Loud, He's Proud, He's Coachman.

That Dude Is Total Coachman!

Could Of Had A Coachman!

Coachman by TotalCoachman July 28, 2009

couchmanship 

The delicate art of maximizing the highest levels of comfort while pursuing gentlemanly endeavors on a cushioned object while being no less than an arms reach from an icy cold Ginger Ale.

After a long night of drinking I will be ready for some serious couchmanship in the morning.

couchmanship by The Couchateers November 13, 2010

Coachman's Knob 

(noun)

An unwanted erection provoked by engine vibration on a bus or coach.

A debilitating condition afflicting mostly, but not exclusively teenage boys.

- "Press the bell, it's our stop next!"

"Oh fuck I can't stand up yet, I've got Coachman's knob. you'll have to wait. Sorry nan."

Coachman's Knob by JingJangJong September 23, 2012

Coochmastery 

A noun used to describe/lead into a story about some absolutely epic sex that one has had.

JK: "Oh boy... wait till you hear TM's latest tale of coochmastery."

TM: "I just had a threesome in my dorm lastnight. The third girl that was there chickened out, but later on we showered together and I conquered it."

CP: "Wait... you're not a virgin?"

Coochmastery by Kleezy March 13, 2010

The Couchman 

Leaving a woman completely unsatisfied after a sexual encounter. Has been known to lead to blue clit. Suggested remedies include remembering a woman's clitoris is in fact in her throat.

"Dude, last night I was with this hott chick. But I gave her the Couchman and I don't think she will call me again. FML"

The Couchman by Gaylord Palms January 19, 2010