Hecho un coñaso a mi rodilla cuando he caido. I hurt my knee when I fell.
Sarcastically, I was told when I asked a guy while backing up my car how much room I had, "No te preocupas, el coñaso te aviso!" don't worry, the smash will tell you.
Neither translates well and I'm not sure if my grammar was correct but I laughed my balls off when I heard both.
A flame war with fanboys of either Nintendo, Sony or Microsoft fighting amongst each other. They are often biased to supporting their system and their system only, not knowing the advantages of the other systems.
Nintendrone: Wi1 U iz best, Fuk ur grafices, N1n73nd0 4 lyfe!!!11!
Xbot: We haz online & intarnut & C0D s0 we r bezt niqqurz!!11!!
a person who bases his identity on consuming the latest tech and entertainment or anything else that is not a significant improvement for his/ her life. Due to this many products and franchises plateau as consoomers will buy those products without any regard for quality.
Ace: yo jack, did u see that guy who started crying over that star wars trailer
Jack: Yeah bro, he's a prime example of being a consoomer