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clydewank 

having a wank into the river Clyde in Glasgow
"Oh man did you hear that Brodie had a Clydewank?"
clydewank by Manbilly999 January 10, 2025
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Clydebank 

Also known as "the bombshell" due to the fact it was heavily bombed during WW2.Often lumped together with its more Famous Neighbour Glasgow(as indeed many unfortunate other towns are!)A town that should hold its head high for the fact of its Shipbuilding history Many famous ships were born there!not least the Queen Mary and QE2 adding to the legacy of the Clyde.But sadly no more. like most of the Clyde yards they were Privatised by the British Government and then left to Neglect and die!
Clydebank was where ships were made!
Clydebank by Alba gu Brath July 21, 2006
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clydesdankles 

Word used for the boots worn by native americans and high school style freaks mainly girls that are covered with white fur usually to much to be comfortable. Useless Style.
Dude check out that guys Clydesdankles. I'm sensing some major gaydiation.
clydesdankles by prattrap May 2, 2009

Clydewater 

An alcoholic drink made by mixing Irn-Bru and Scottish Whiskey. Named for the Clyde river that runs through Glasgow, Scotland, that is notoriously dirty.
I made us some clydewater with your whiskey and the irn-bru.
Clydewater by Gypsybob December 24, 2010

Clydebank 

Hi im from clydebank
Clydebank by trOpiCz December 12, 2019

Clydebank 

used to be a huge shipbuilding yard and made iconic ships. then they went bust and its now a shithole. filled with neds, junkies and the occasional posh cunt from duntocher or old kilpatrick
"where you from?"
"clydebank"
"what part"
"the shit part"
"yea, what part"

Chodewank 

A male who has to prove himself worthy and has had something to prove for at least a little while.
Punks who use casual language to replace formal names can be chodewanks.
Chodewank by Don Adms February 2, 2009
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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