Club house seating
Club house seating is when one man sits on the toilet tank dropping an upper decker while another man sits on the bowl backwards while giving the man on the tank a BJ.
Club house seating by Cdaniel March 7, 2019
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club house ho
That Kaycee is a real club house ho, first she wit Frank then she banged Frank's friend Mike & now Mikes friend Ray Ray banging her.
club house ho by damainbitch November 17, 2017
The Club House
A hidden group of people that play a variety of games within the community "Next Generation Roleplay". One thing that is strange and odd about this group of gamers is that they are strictly supportive of the homosexual decent, with that kept in mind they usually have a different mindset when playing games. They tend to play games unlike other gamers in a more flamboyant way and play the 'HERO' in every game in hope to make only friends with the other males in the game they're playing. This group has such an extreme friendship that they even take certain times out of the year to go on gay-friendly cruises and stop by the most exotic places that are known for gay people. This group of people is just amazing due to the fact they are changing the gamer world much like other activities that are being morphed into allowing gay-friendly communities.
The Club House by theclubhousefanboy June 22, 2016
Mickey Mouse Club House
Mickey Mouse Club House by MouthBreathersUnited April 25, 2021
boy in the club house
code way to say bitch. Boy In The Club House (B.I.T.C.H.), used when you want to call someone a bitch without causing confrontation
Boy: "Dude, my science teacher always acts like such a boy in the club house!
Girl: "What?"
Science Teacher: "Yes, I am a boy at heart!" walks away
Boy: "Means bitch"
Girl: "I see. Yeah true that"
Girl: "What?"
Science Teacher: "Yes, I am a boy at heart!" walks away
Boy: "Means bitch"
Girl: "I see. Yeah true that"
boy in the club house by not a boy in the club house March 20, 2010
Mickey Mouse in my club house
When anyone says " Mickey mouse in my club house" , it means there is metaphorically a penis in their vagina . The reason we say Mickey Mouse is because his head resembles a tiny penis ( Mostly because of the ears) .
Mickey Mouse in my club house by Wackgirlshit April 8, 2019
Mickey Mouse Club House
Mickey Mouse Club House by MouthBreathersUnited April 25, 2021
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
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hey let's get a drink of that?
go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?
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fucking hobo loko eeessshh
go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?
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fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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