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Clip the Tard

Purposely not inviting the nerd or the asshole of a group of friends to any social event.
Before going to the Jays game we need to Clip the Tard!
Clip the Tard by will bitten September 18, 2016
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Diamond Crip 

Diamond Crip aka Six Deuce Diamond Crips are reputedly the oldest crip gang in Northern California and one of the first Crip Gangs outside the Los Angeles area. Their origins hail from Fresno, California. Traces of this gang can also be found in Lowell, Massachusetts and Portland, Oregon. In earlier years the Diamond Crips were known as the Diamond Boyz. It wasn't until a youth from L.A., who was affiliated with the Eastside/East Coast Crips, initiated the merger with his friends from Central California. Thus, in the late 70's, the Diamond Crip Gang was born. The numbers 6 and 2 were homage to 62nd street, the members of this gang were responsible for Diamonds becoming Crips and they are affiliated under the East Coast Crip banner. As time went, Diamond Crip felt the need to self identify as a sole entity crip gang that operated under the Northern California card (set), separating from their Southern California counterpart. 62 became interchangeable as a alphanumeric symbol to the initials "FB" (Fresno Boyz).
1. What's up Cuzz?
2. Nothing, just livin' that Diamond Life.
1. Are you going to the function on June 2nd?
2. Hell yeah! Diamond Crips are going to be deep!
Diamond Crip by No-Town Savage November 11, 2019

shit clipper 

The part of the anus that allows you to clip the shit from your rectum and have it fall in the toilet, on the floor, or in your pants if you couldn't hold it.
Yo, that bitch is such a slut she can take two cocks in her shit clipper at once!
shit clipper by coke_doggy_dogg March 24, 2008

Ruler clip 

An extended clip on on a gun (specifically a pistol) that is 12 inches long.
“Just bought a Glock, with a ruler clip.”
Ruler clip by Dillpill657 November 11, 2020

Clip Jazz 

It means bullshit... When something doesn't seem right you say what is up with this clip jazz!
My man ryan was stalling on getting my pot , i said what's up with this clip jazz.
Clip Jazz by @Frankiedavis222 September 22, 2017

Jesus clip 

A retaining ring sometimes called a spring clip, cerclip, c-clip or e-clip. Used to retain pins, gears, bearings, and other mechanical devices. Often referred to as a Jesus clip, because they inevitably fly over your shoulder leading to the exclamation "Jesus, where did it go?"
Be careful with that Jesus clip, when it goes flying, only God knows where it comes back down.
Jesus clip by BigATB November 29, 2018
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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