clowns mouth
clowns mouth by J Halstead July 15, 2006
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Clowns Mouth
Girl, on period, puts golf ball in guys but, the guy then sticks his penis in her vagina and pulls it out. Craps the golf ball out in her mouth and gets a blow job.
Clowns Mouth by Glenn Chervin January 14, 2008
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Brown Clown Mouth
This girl was licking my ass and then wanted to kiss, I told her no because she had Brown Clown Mouth.
Brown Clown Mouth by -Veno- July 13, 2010
Clown Mouth
When a woman's butthole is used as a target or receptacle for urine. Similar to the games at a carnival where the objective is to shoot water from a gun into a clown's mouth from afar.
Clown Mouth by ebonythunder November 15, 2010
Ultimate Clown Mouth
The Act of going down on a girl while she's on her period and currently has a tampon inserted. After tonguing her bean to squirting point, the head giver bites the string of the tampon and jerks it out of her bloody vagina, then proceeds to thrash his/her head back and forth like a pitbull slapping the blood soaked cuntrag across both cheeks until it looks like a big red clown mouth. Best performed on heavy flow days.
Lucy-"Why is Dad's face bloody?!?!?"
Peter-"Looks like Ultimate Clown Mouth, Mom must be raggin again"
Lucy-"Fucking gross Dad..."
Dad-"Why so serious?"
Peter-"Looks like Ultimate Clown Mouth, Mom must be raggin again"
Lucy-"Fucking gross Dad..."
Dad-"Why so serious?"
Ultimate Clown Mouth by Poopsex Phenomenon May 9, 2011
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