clown juice

Slang for cum. Made a term by ayydubs in episode 16 of the revealing your secrets podcast.

"Yeah last night, my clown juice got everywhere."

by clown juice haver October 7, 2022

clown juice

A lousy, girly, or otherwise ridiculous drink ordered at a bar by a heterosexual male.

Jesus christ you homo, if you order another round of that clown juice for the table I'm going to break your face.

by Evan W. July 7, 2005

Clown Juice

The fluid resulting from punching the clown.

I was punching the clown and I got clown juice all over my monitor.

by Joe May 6, 2004

Clown Juice

A metaphorical substance that when ingested makes an individual, a group, a piece of media, etc ironically funny - especially when their intent was to be serious.

This substance can also be produced by exceedingly funny material, and can be pictured as excreting or discharging from said material.

Jim -in an unironic video essay: you see leafs being green and not red is the very reason we need to have poor people.
Jill -to her friends: Holy shit, that man is dripping with clown juice.

by Fox the Thinker August 11, 2023

clowne juice

a person who has the potential of being a clown, or is such a clown that its like juice is comin outta him...

mike, yer such a clowne juice

by petar d. May 14, 2003