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A large village in Chesterfield. Derbyshire. Clowne is homage to the nationally renowned and praised Heritage School where all students strive to smoke the biggest joint. Upon entering the centre of Clowne, you will be greeted with a good old fashioned upper class Tesco, a Wilkinsons and finally an Aldi. Going past Aldi will take you to what used to be the local skate park for local youths to pal about on and generally just have a fun time. Just up from the skate park is "Kebab shop lane" which as the name suggests, is filled with kebab shops and a little corner shops that runs paper rounds. If you are caught on this road without a standard issue kebab, you will be breaking the local authority's laws. Also in the centre there are 2 pubs to be found, The Nag's Head and The Anchor. The Nag's Head is a timeless classic for comedy LADS and drinkers alike whilst The Anchor maintains a more rather civilized approach to drinking. If you are caught in this area after the time of 11pm, you will likely be offered a fight with the winner's reward being a chicken chow mein from Ma's kitchen just across the road.
Oi nah I've heard people from Clowne are well ard
Wanna pop up to Clowne on the weekend and have a kick about?
clowne by definitionjar August 25, 2016
Urban Dictionary Merch
Clowning a person
To make fun of
Apk-crew if your reading this your ass jus got clowned majorly!
clowne by joe December 18, 2004
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Someone who doesn’t know what’s going on, true space cadet, love them to death. But fuck they hurt to talk to.
Matthew Murphy is a clowne
Clowne by J&E_DC March 16, 2022

clowne juice

a person who has the potential of being a clown, or is such a clown that its like juice is comin outta him...
mike, yer such a clowne juice
clowne juice by petar d. May 14, 2003

Ghetto Clown 

An unsophisticated black man with absolutely no class whatsoever. A black man that will wear

sneakers and a twisted hat to a black tie event. They find it impossible to speak intelligently,

will always speak in ebonics and use past tenses, no matter the subject of conversation. You

can take the man out of the ghetto, but you can never take the ghetto out of the man.
Did you see Russell Simmons wearing the football jersey over his black tie and tuxedo? What a ghetto clown that guy is!
Ghetto Clown by Mikey Boyer October 27, 2013

Clown Sides 

The appearance of a vast amount of pubic hair protruding from beyond the bikini line, resembling the hairdo of Krusty the Klown from, "The Simpsons."
When Holly took off her pants, I assumed that 50 people would have jumped out of her panties based on those clown sides.
Clown Sides by UrbanBurban February 28, 2015

clone high 

verb, noun:

to leave hanging, to be left hanging, a cliffhanger.

Coined when the second season of the popular animated television series, Clone High, was abruptly cancelled, leaving viewers to agonize over the first season's cliffhanger: did Abe pick Joan or Cleo?
A: Then, the man dragged his bloody stump toward the window and suddenly--oh gotta' go, my pizza's here.

B: Suddenly what? Hey! Don't clone high me, man!
clone high by titmousicus March 14, 2011
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murderhobo 

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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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