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Damn, those kids are covered in clown jizz after that art project.
by Half-Paddle March 25, 2016
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Jizz Clown

A mythical creature, who is a giant penis, wearing a clown costume. This giant penis roams around frequently in mystery books, and is seen once in every episode of Scooby Doo, including Whats New Scooby Doo? Has been sighted many times in real life, where the Jizz Clown attacked the surveyor and jizzed on their face.
Jim: Hey did you see the giant Jizz Clown at the mall last week?
Todd: Yeah, I saw him in the bathroom. I asked what a giant penis was doing in there and he jizzed all over my face!
Robert: That sounds delicious!
by Nichopie June 4, 2007
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Jizz Crown

When a royal King wish's to prove his loyalty to his one and only Queen, he will first gift her

with a Pearl Necklace. To be officially announced his Queen, he will then bestow the converted Jizz Crown apon her head. From which she shall receive her majizztic crown from his majestic cock.

(When a man cums on a woman's head in a full circle - Jizz Crown)
"My oh my Queen Elizabeth, that Jizz Crown puts a sparle in your eye" - King Dong
by Jizzanary November 17, 2017
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