A mythical creature, who is a giant penis, wearing a clown costume. This giant penis roams around frequently in mystery books, and is seen once in every episode of Scooby Doo, including Whats New Scooby Doo? Has been sighted many times in real life, where the JizzClown attacked the surveyor and jizzed on their face.
Jim: Hey did you see the giant JizzClown at the mall last week?
Todd: Yeah, I saw him in the bathroom. I asked what a giant penis was doing in there and he jizzed all over my face!
Robert: That sounds delicious!
When a royal King wish's to prove his loyalty to his one and only Queen, he will first gift her
with a Pearl Necklace. To be officially announced his Queen, he will then bestow the converted Jizz Crown apon her head. From which she shall receive her majizztic crown from his majestic cock.
(When a man cums on a woman's head in a full circle - Jizz Crown)
"My oh my Queen Elizabeth, that JizzCrown puts a sparle in your eye" - King Dong
Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".