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Clown Fart 

When something smells funny, and it makes your nose turn red.
"WHEW, something in here sure smells funny! It must be a clown fart"
Clown Fart by kloomis May 12, 2008
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clown fart 

A completely random sentence, or verse, with no validity.
"The Hakshoome toy recycling, and plastic fork manufacturing plant in Alberta." is a clown fart.
clown fart by Grim Realisation October 4, 2009

Clown Fart 

A white kid who is really white farts an then giggles afterwards; Gay fart
Patrick stood up an let out a clown fart, then giggled like a fat dick.
Clown Fart by JR October 29, 2004

Fart Flaming Ass Clown

The highest level of douche-bagery and mother-fuckerdom. A title only achieved after the title-holder spends ridiculous amounts of time reading the bible, fingering their own asshole, and listening to bright eyes.
Jesus: Hey, did you guys hear the new Passion Pit record?

Raekwon: Jesus, you sure are a fart flaming ass clown.

clownfarm 

modern American corporations. their cluelessness and lack of social responsibility makes them fertile breeding grounds for asshats, clowns, idiots. Easily identified by their near complete lack of common sense, ethic or scruples. A definition that goes beyond the more common cubefarm
I worked as am engineer in 3 different auto industry clownfarms over the years. Not a one of them had a clue concerning what they were doing.

Today a business degree no longer guarantees one a job on the clownfarms.
clownfarm by thirdstoned November 2, 2010

clownfart 

clownfart, when a clownfarts ,it smells like cottoncandy, and soundss like circus music
i had a clownfart today ,it shot rainbows out of my asshole
clownfart by mr.jerkass October 18, 2007

circus of farting clowns 

A euphemism verging on simile to denote that a formal committee or group of people, often in positions of leadership, is so inept that it’s comical.
Unfortunately, working for the State provided me with an opportunity to fully understand that a completely clueless circus of farting clowns were occupying key leadership roles up in Sacramento.
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