cloonery

the effortless ability to remain cool and hip despite being middle aged and male.

The men in my office think they exude a high degree of cloonery but they are sadly mistaken.

by Martova April 16, 2012

clownery

Acting a damn fool. Bafoonery, coonery, etc.; often for laughs, sometimes unwittingly at your own expense.

What the hell is all this? These people are taking part in pure clownery.

by poetseed June 24, 2008

A George Clooney

Years ago George Clooney famously took a shit in the litter box of his friend Richard Kind's cat. In a playful spin, a George Clooney is when you either literally or metaphorically leave a shit for someone to deal with.

Hey Jimmy, I've left you a George Clooney - enjoy.

by Fatterry November 24, 2017

clownery

the art of foolishness that could be compared to the acts of a clown

jamie bibby back at it again the with the clownery

by jamiebibbysnonce July 1, 2019

Coonery

Coonery
Action or other behaviour, usually on the part of African Americans, used to reinforce and perpetuate commonly held racial stereotypes about their own community. Could be related to internalised racism and self-hatred. An example would be the stereotype of Unlce Tom or Sambo. Often seen in the Blacksploitation film genre, some rap music, and broadcast TV.

Black supporters of Donald Trump have been accused of coonery by Black commentators on recent cable TV programmes.

by Cesariot1 November 19, 2018

Clownery

When someone (anyone) is doing something stupid, or completely foolish for no given reason.

Whether it’s giving an opinion that no one asked for on social media, or yelling at your kid in public

“White people with braids?”,
“Get this clownery off my explore page”

by Whytbwhy April 18, 2019

Bearded Clooney

An man with a large bush getting deep oral pleasure so far that it appears the woman giving the oral pleasure has a beard as thick as George Clooney in Syriana.

I looked down and realized I was so deep, she looked like a Bearded Clooney.

by gclooney May 26, 2009