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When a woman's privates become erect when aroused. It is a mixture of the words "clitoris" and "boner" due to the fact that the clitoris becomes erect.
Girl: "Oh my, I have a major cloner right now."
Boy: "Oh boy!"
Cloner by Parker Browne April 27, 2015
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Cloom·er1
/ˈclo͞omər/
Individual who oversaturates the Clone Troopers from Star Wars, mostly known for their witty comments regarding the accuracy of imperial stormtroopers, as well as believing the Clone Wars TV Show is the best piece of Star Wars media.
"Dude, Tom is such a cloomer!"
Cloomer by YourMom1234567891011 February 6, 2020

clownery 

Acting a damn fool. Bafoonery, coonery, etc.; often for laughs, sometimes unwittingly at your own expense.
What the hell is all this? These people are taking part in pure clownery.
clownery by poetseed June 24, 2008

A George Clooney 

Years ago George Clooney famously took a shit in the litter box of his friend Richard Kind's cat. In a playful spin, a George Clooney is when you either literally or metaphorically leave a shit for someone to deal with.
Hey Jimmy, I've left you a George Clooney - enjoy.
A George Clooney by Fatterry November 24, 2017
An unconditional fan of the "Star Wars: The Clone Wars" animated TV series, set between Attack of the Clones and Revenge of the Sith. The typical cloomer is an adolescent or adult male who has watched the various Star Wars TV shows religiously, however he has never read any book or comic and only possesses an extremely shallow knowledge of the Star Wars Expanded Universe from Youtube videos.

The cloomer does not take criticism against his favorite show well. Although it was evidently aimed a young audience, he will insist at every turn that it is not a "kid's show" due to the "mature" themes approached by the series. While reasonable discussion can be had with a cloomer on this subject, one should be extremely cautious not to openly criticize the show's producer Dave Filoni, who has become a figure of worship for them, as exemplified by the popular posts on r/prequelmemes.

Dave Filoni is believed by the cloomers to be one of the precious few at Lucasfilm who "respects" Star Wars Legends material after the debacle of the Sequel Trilogy. This particular allegation is far from the truth, as The Clone Wars has been highly controversial for retconning and mutilating major aspects of established Legends lore, notably the Clone Wars Multimedia project. Any discussion of this topic with a cloomer is however futile given their willful ignorance of the books and comics, and nothing will dissuade them that Filoni is "the Chosen One", who will bring Star Wars into a new golden age.
"Dave Filoni is such an amazing Star Wars fan. He's the only one who truly appreciates Legends at Disney. We are so lucky he's still here! I'll suck his dick for a Revan show!!"
"Lmao, OK Cloomer"
Cloomer by Cloomer5555 May 21, 2021

clownery 

the art of foolishness that could be compared to the acts of a clown
clownery by jamiebibbysnonce July 1, 2019
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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